Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Free to Good Home

The ad reads:

Free to good home. One used wife.High mileage but still runs well. Cooks well, cleans frequently. Leaves no dishes in the sink. Good personality, doesn't argue much. Knows how to find bargains when shopping. Good with children and nosy neighbors. Loves to watch Houston Astros baseball and Houston Texans football. Also like college football, especially Texas and Alabama. Not a gossip, but knows how to keep a secret. Behaves well at a movie theater, doesn't throw popcorn.

Needs love, TLC and a little inspiration. Occasional flowers would be nice,too. Will make wonderful companion for the right man. E-Mail for more information. Serious inquiries only.


pineapple said...

If I were looking for a wife, you would totally be the one I'd pick!

Unknown said...

Thanks, LOL!

cube said...

Hang in there. You have great qualifications.